jadekingston:

Here’s the deal. It seems to be a nude is inevitable and I will give everyone what they want… If this photo reaches 750 reblogs by this time next week. If it does then say bye bye to that blur! If it doesn’t then you will all be left wondering haha
Edit : its been a day so I would like to inform everyone that i had no intentions of making you guys reblog it 750 times :P only 250 times :P aha I’m so mean x

jadekingston:

Here’s the deal. It seems to be a nude is inevitable and I will give everyone what they want… If this photo reaches 750 reblogs by this time next week. If it does then say bye bye to that blur! If it doesn’t then you will all be left wondering haha

Edit : its been a day so I would like to inform everyone that i had no intentions of making you guys reblog it 750 times :P only 250 times :P aha I’m so mean x

(Source: sebastianrhodes)

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-hunter:

i’m horny but i’m 2 tired 2 masturbate :(((((

-hunter:

i’m horny but i’m 2 tired 2 masturbate :(((((

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thatjoerapkid:

There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you…

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banging-jugs:

buymeapples:

jakesfortune:

praise-science:

zenthrashing:

missxkitty13:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

THIS THIS THIS THIS!

So beautiful. And deeply addictive.

OMFG *o*

I just played Beethoven on this bitch. UMAD?

so amazing

this is the most entertaining thing, ive maybe EVER done. 

oh my god

(Source: mandaflewaway)

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betaboyrocks:

this is a blog about what turns me on. well … adoring fathers turn me on :)

betaboyrocks:

this is a blog about what turns me on. well … adoring fathers turn me on :)

(Source: adriana-victoire)

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